♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
BRING THOSE BACK!
OHH! VERY FUNNY.
WE THOUGHT SO.
HA HA HA!
OK. LET'S DIVIDE UP THE STUFF.
WHO WANTS THAT?
I BELIEVE I'LL TAKE IT ALL.
I SAID, I'LL TAKE IT ALL.
YEAH? AND WHO ARE YOU?
THE NAME'S JAKE,
AND I'M TAKING OVER THIS TERRITORY,
SO HAND OVER THE FISH.
HA HA HA!
TAKE A HIKE, JAKE.
AAH!
HUH?HUH?
[TREMBLING]
AAH!
PUT ME DOWN!
I THINK I'M GETTING SICK.
OOH! OH! UH!
HEH HEH HEH!
NOW I'LL TAKE MY FISH.
HEATHCLIFF ISN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS.
THIS IS HIS TERRITORY.
WELL, THEN TELL THIS HEATHCLIFF
TO COME AND SEE ME.
BEAT IT
BEFORE I HAVE TO COME AND SEE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.
NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT, FUR BUCKET.
UHH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH, IS THIS WHAT YOU WAS TRYING TO DO?
UH!
NOW WHOSE TERRITORY IS IT?
YOURS.
HA HA HA!
THAT'S FUNNY!
YOU!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
Heathcliff: ANYTIME, GUYS.
YUM.
OHH.OHH.
NO ONE HUMILIATES ME LIKE THAT. I'LL SHOW THAT HEATHCLIFF.
HEH HEH HEH!
BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED,
THEY'LL RIDE HIM OUT OF TOWN ON A RAIL.
HUH?
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE TODAY, HEATHCLIFF.
I'M ALREADY LATE.
UHH...HUH?
WELL, HEATHCLIFF MUST HAVE TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF.
HEE HEE HEE!
[BOTTLES BREAKING]
NO!
THIS TIME, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, HEATHCLIFF!
I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY THAT.
GOTCHA!
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO THE POUND.
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
COME ON, YOU BUMS. BEAT IT! I'M SETTING YOU FREE.
COME ON, YOU GUYS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[BARKING]
UNGRATEFUL MUTTS!
HEY! WHAT'S HAPPENED?
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I DIDN'T DO THIS.
HEATHCLIFF!
COME BACK, HEATHCLIFF!
SO THIS IS WHERE THE FUZZBALL LIVES.
FIRST THING IS TO MAKE SURE HE'S NOT HOME.
[SNORING]
ALL CLEAR.
[BAM]
[MUTTERING]
KISS ME, YOU FOOL.
[BAM BAM]
I'M COMING! I'M COMING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KICK THE DOOR DOWN.
OUCH!
[PLATES BREAKING]
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
OOF! HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF! COME HERE.
OOH!
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
HUH? HEY! COME BACK HERE!
HUH?
OHH!
WHEE! WHEE!
THERE YOU ARE. OH! OH.
WHEE! WHEE!
IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU...
Heathcliff: I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
LOOKS LIKE A MEETING OF MY FAN CLUB.
HE'S A MENACE TO THIS TOWN.
HE'S RUINING MY BUSINESS.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CAT, NUTMEG.
THEY FLATTER ME.
I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM AS MUCH AS YOU WOULD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HEATHCLIFF DID THAT STUFF.
DID WHAT?
I TELL YOU, HE DESTROYED EVERY BOTTLE OF MILK
ANDMY TRUCK.
AND HE LET EVERY DOG I CAUGHT GO FREE.
AND HE TORE THE FRONT OFF MY MARKET!
I KNOW I'M A LIVING LEGEND, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
SOMEBODY'S BEEN MAKING PEOPLE THINK I DID THAT STUFF.
I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS JUST BEING ME.
HEATHCLIFF WOULDN'T DO ANY OF THAT STUFF.
WOULD YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
All: HEATHCLIFF?!
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO TELL US IT WAS AN IMPOSTOR.
IMPOSTOR? THERE'S ONLY ONE HEATHCLIFF.
YEAH. LET'S GET HIM!
A MOB IS AN UGLY THING.
HEY!
COME BACK HERE!
Iggy: HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, WAIT. COME WITH ME, BUDDY.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
STOP, HEATHCLIFF. WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
OH, YEAH. CAREFUL NOT TO LET THE GUYS FROM THE LOONY BIN SEE US.
SEE, HEATHCLIFF? THAT KITTY'S IMPERSONATING YOU.
Heathcliff: AMAZING HOW LONG IT TAKES HUMANS TO CATCH ON TO THINGS.
OH, HI, HEATHCLIFF. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HEATHCLIFF! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY NEWSPAPERS.
COME BACK HERE! YOU--YOU ANIMAL.
HMM. THIS IS ONE SHREWD CAT, HEATHCLIFF.
WE'VE GOT TO PLAY HIS GAME IF WE'RE GOING TO CATCH HIM.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
[WHISPERING]
HEE HEE HEE!
SOMETIMES I REALLY LIKE THAT KID.
WELL, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH LONGER
BEFORE THE WHOLE TOWN IS IN AN UPROAR.
THEN THE WHOLE TOWN WILL BE MINE. ALLMINE.
[YAWNS]
[SNORING]
THERE HE IS, HEATHCLIFF. I HOPE WE'RE NOT GOING TOO FAR WITH THIS.
AFTER WHAT THAT CAT DID TO ME?
OK, OK. I GUESS HE DESERVES IT. HA HA!
IF HE WANTS TO BE HEATHCLIFF,
HE'S GOT TO BE WILLING TO TAKE THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
COME ON.
THIS GLUE IS GOING TO MAKE THINGS A LITTLE STICKY FOR YOU, JERK.
[SOBBING]
HEATHCLIFF, WAKE UP.
HEATHCLIFF, YOUR TESTS CAME BACK FROM THE VET,
AND YOU'VE GOT CATAFUNGALOPUS.
CATAFUNGALOPUS?
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE AN OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.
HOPE YOU GET BETTER REAL SOON. HEE HEE HEE!
Hector: BON VOYAGE!
YEAH. DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.
PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.
BYE-BYE!
A PICNIC CRUISE IS SO ROMANTIC,
I HOPE THEY DON'T GET SEASICK FRANTIC.
MAKE SURE MY CAR IS WASHED AND WAXED,
OR YOU'LL LOSE ALL YOUR CADILLAC PRIVILEGES!
WHY DO WE HAVE TO POLISH HIS HEAP?
HEY!
OURS IS NOT TO REASON WHY. OURS IS BUT TO WASH AND DRY.
YEAH. AM I GOING TO GIVE THAT CADDY THE BEST SHINE EVER.
THE BOSS WILL BE SO PROUD.
WHOA!
HI, HECTOR. WANT TO JOG WITH US?
ALL RIGHT!
OW!
TEMPTATION IS BECKONING, BUT RIFFRAFF IS RECKONING.
WHOA!
THIS IS TOO MUCH TO RESIST.
DUH, CHARGE!
WOW!WOW!
IT'S GREAT TO GET THE OLD HEAP BACK.
I'M GOING TO RESTORE THIS BABY.
I'M GLAD TO BE RID OF IT, MR. SCHWECKNER.
THAT CAR ATTRACTS THE STRANGEST CREATURES.
CREATURES?
MMM.
[SLURP]
HUH?
THE CAR!
MMM! WHAT CAR?
DUH, THAT CAR.
TELL ME, MUNGO, THAT YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
THAT CAN'T BE RIFFRAFF'S CAR THEY'RE TAKING!
DUH, THE HECK IT AIN'T.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE CADILLAC?!
All: WE DON'T HAVE THE CADILLAC.
YOU TWITS! YOU IDIOTS!
YOU FLEA-BITTEN FURBAGS!
OHH!
[MUTTERING]
THERE, THERE.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN WE TALK IT OVER.
IT'S OK, MUNGO. I'M MUCH CALMER NOW.
SWEAR ON THE JUNK OF YOUR FOREFATHERS.
I SWEAR ON THE JUNK OF MY FOREFATHERS...
THAT YOU IDIOTS WON'T EAT OR SLEEP
OR HAVE A MOMENT'S PEACE
UNTIL THAT CADILLAC IS RIGHT BACK HERE WHERE IT BELONGS!
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, BOSS.
Riffraff: NOW GET CRACKING!
CHECKED OUT FRONT AND CHECKED IN BACK.
STILL NO SIGN OF THE CADILLAC.
OOH! UH!
LAST JUNKYARD, AND STILL NO SIGN OF IT, RIFF.
BOY, THIS PLACE IS SURE GOING TO THE DOGS.
[GROWLING]
Riffraff: KEEP LOOKING.
WHOA! OHH! AYE, AYE.
RIGHT, BOSS.
HUH?
ENOUGH FOR NOW. GOOD TO HAVE THE OLD CAR BACK.
UH, WAIT'LL I TELL THE BOSS.
THIS IS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE, MUNGO. TRY TO THINK.
YOU PUT THE WIRE BETWEEN POINT "A" AND POINT "B" UNDER THE DASHBOARD.
GOT IT?
DUH, YEAH, BOSS.
THEN THE ENGINE STARTS, AND I DRIVE AWAY.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS "A," "B," UH..."Q."
OHH! UHH!
UHH!
[ALARM SOUNDING]
OH!OH!OH!
DUH, LET'S SEE.
POINT "A" AND POINT "B."
DUH, I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING.
Riffraff: HOIST HIM OUT, QUICK!
OH.
MUNGO DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM.
WHO'D EVER GUESS THE OWNER WOULD INSTALL AN ALARM?
IT'S ALL RIGHT, MUNGO.
YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.
I THINK I'LL JUST RECUPERATE FOR A WHILE.
OOPS!
YAA!
THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE I'LL GO GET THE CADILLAC BACK.
AND DON'T SPARE THE HORSEPOWER. WE WANT THIS PLAN TO WORK.
DUH, I GOT THE HORSES LIKE YOU ASKED,
BUT THE COPS WERE AWFUL MAD.
Riffraff: OK, MUNGO. THE COAST IS CLEAR.
BUT THE COPS.
FORGET THE COPS!
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS.
UHH!
Riffraff: OHH!
DUH, THOSE COPS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, BOSS.
[RIFFRAFF MUTTERING]
DUH, THAT'S NOT NICE LANGUAGE, BOSS.
UHH!
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
WHOA!WHOA!
YOU SHOULD LEARN SOME MANNERS, LIKE THE NICE KITTY BY THE FENCE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT, BOSS?
THEY SAID I WAS A...BOSS?
BOSS?
Riffraff: SO MUCH FOR PLAN "B."
I KNEW HE WOULDN'T LET US DOWN.
THE BOSS IS SPRINGING US FROM THE POUND.
YOU GUYS ARE MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU'RE WORTH.
YEAH? SO WHY ARE YOU SPRINGING US?
WHOA!
[SIGH]
BECAUSE I NEED YOU FOR PLAN "C."
NICE GOING, MUNGO.
NOW SIT ON THE FENCE AND RELAY MY DIRECTIONS.
DUH, UH, TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
I LEARNED THAT ON TV.
GETTING WARMER.
UH, DUH...BUT WE GOT TO HURRY BECAUSE--
NEVER MIND THAT! DROP IT!
Mungo: DROP IT!
WHOA!
WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS RIGHT YET!
EASY DOES IT.
Schweckner: HEY!
HUH?
GET YOUR PAWS OFF THEM CONTROLS.
OH!AAH!
OH!
OH, THE GUY AT THE JUNKYARD WAS RIGHT.
THIS CAR DOES ATTRACT STRANGE ANIMALS.
THIS IS GETTING TO BE A HABIT.
AND OFF TO THE POUND WITH YOU.
MEET ME AT THE JUNKYARD, MUNGO.
I'VE GOT TO SPRING THESE CLOWNS AGAIN.
NEXT TIME, DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN THE SLAMMER.
HEY, BE GRATEFUL I DIDN'T USE ALL THE DYNAMITE.
NOW HERE'S PLAN "D."
SCARY BALLOONS?
CHECK.
PAINT?
CHECK.
TAPE RECORDER?
NIX. THE BIG ONE! CHAINS?
CHECK.
SHEETS AND NOISEMAKERS.
HEAD 'EM UP AND MOVE 'EM OUT.
HMM. NO ENGINE, NO TIRES,
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE NO STRANGE ANIMALS
BOTHER THIS BABY TONIGHT.
AHH, NO NEED OF THE ALARM
WITH MURRAY ON THE JOB.
[SNORING]
HE'S ASLEEP. LET'S GO!
[SNORING]
OH! YEOW!
SHH!
TESTING. 1, 2.
HUH? WHAT?
♪ ROCK-A-BYE, SCHWECKNER ♪
♪ GO BACK TO SLEEP ♪
LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION!
GOSH, I LIKE SAYING THAT.
CONTACT.
[CAR HORN HONKING]
HUH? WHAT'S GOING ON?
Wordsworth: THE DAY YOU TOOK THE HAUNTED CADDY,
THE CAR THAT BARELY COASTS,
YOU WOKE A SLEEPING ARMY OF ANGRY FELINE GHOSTS.
Mungo: DUH, BOO!
AAH!
DOUBLE BOO!
AAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
[CLINK CLANK]
THE CADILLAC IS HAUNTED!
1, 2...
LEAVE ME ALONE!
DUH, I'M EVEN SCARING MYSELF, BOSS.
Wordsworth: YOU'LL HAVE NO PEACE, YOU BIG, UGLY BADDIE,
UNTIL YOU RELEASE THE HAUNTED CADDY.
TAKE YOUR CADDY!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
HELP!
[CRASH]
O-OPERATOR? OPERATOR? GET ME THE JUNKYARD.
YES. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
HAUNTED? UH, SURE, I'LL COME TOW IT.
[HONKING HORN]
Junkyard man: I GUESS IT KNOWS THE WAY HOME.
GREAT DAY FOR FISHING!
[PANTING]
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO LEAVE A WINDOW OPEN FOR LEROY.
ON A HOT DAY A CLOSED UP CAR CAN BECOME AN OVEN
IN ONLY 5 MINUTES.
SO PROTECT YOUR PETS. DON'T LEAVE THEM IN A CLOSED UP CAR
ON A WARM DAY.
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